The small granny assumes: The Aussie bloke must have felt up the Swedish lady when it was dark and earned himself a slap. After the train comes out from the tunnel, the Aussie bloke has a nasty red hand print on his face. The train heads on through a darkened tunnel and a short moment later there everyone can hear the sound of a vicious slap. Q: What is the very worst thing about being bitten by a red back spider?Ī: You are more than likely an Australian.Ĥ people are sitting together on a train journey through Europe, there was a Kiwi fella, an Australian bloke, a small old granny, and also a hot Swedish lady. Q: How do you tell if an Australian is lying? Two blokes are having a couple of cold ones in a bar in Sydney, one says to the other "A sheila I met in Sydney the other night gave me a bloody sexually transmitted disease"! His friend says back "geez you're lucky mate, in Adelaide you would have had to pay for it" After a while Aussie Wayne steve says to Kiwi Steve, "mate, If I snuck over to your house and had some wild raunchy sex with your wife while you were out, and she got knocked up and had a child, would that mean that we were related?" Kiwi Steve paused for a while and then says, "Well mate, I'm sure if that would make us related but it sure would certainly make us even!" I travelled to Australia the other week and I was passing through immigration, they said to me "Do you have a criminal record?" I replied "I didn't realise that it was still a requirement to get in here".Ī Kiwi fella Steve and an Aussie bloke Wayne headed out fishing one Saturday and started downing a couple of beers on the boat.
He was even more unfortunate to lose another thousand dollars on the replay.
"Forever if that is ok with you" replies Damian.Īn Aussie guy was recently unfortunate to lose a thousand dollars on the big horse race of the year The Melbourne Cup.
The store clerk replies "how long would you like them?" Q: What do you get if you cross breed an Australian with a monkey?Ī: Nothing, monkeys know better than thatĪn insult for Aussies - "I hope that your chooks turn into Emu's and kick your dunny down."Īn Aussie bloke Damian walks into the hardware store and says "I'd like some nails please mate". Q: What do you call an Aussie that scores well on an IQ test? Q: Whats the difference between Cinderella and the Wallabies rugby team?Ī: Cinderella actually made it to the ball Q: Why aren't the Wallabies team members allowed to own a dog?
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